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Thursday, January 24, 2008

Slap Me

A patient smacked me today! It was a 63 year old woman (I can't say lady). She just reached over and gave me a hard slap on the butt.
Crazy old woman....The automatic reaction is to smack her back, but of course, I can't do that. I could, but then I wouldn't have a job, so I restrained myself.
That doesn't mean I didn't punish her.
She was super crazy-they found her passed out in a snowbank and she has severe frostbite on her legs, with big pussy blisters. yuck.
She slapped me...I 'accidently' hit her legs with the wheelchair when she's sitting down. Oops.
Now we're almost even.

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