Who links to me? X-ray Rocks: Suck In

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Suck In

Reasons for holding my breath, while pushing a patient's wheelchair:

  • vomit and nicotine
  • greasy old man hair
  • greasy old woman hair
  • old woman butt crack
  • rotting cast skin
  • week old urine
  • diarrhea
  • full and leaking ostomy bag
  • smoker's stench
  • infected bed sores
  • full diaper
  • cow poop on shoes -came in from the barn stink
  • drunk yesterday-tequila leaking out pores stink
  • mouth breather with rotten tooth stumps
  • football/hockey player locker room stench

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