MVA Drunk

I got 3 hours of sleep between calls.
My last one was a drunk.
But what special kind of drunk?
A drunk nurse.

05:00am
Officer: How much were you drinking? What size of drink?
Drunk Nurse(still wearing scrubs): I don't know. I got off work and I just had one glass of wine. I think someone put something in my drink to drug me!
O: Have you ever used any kind of drugs?
DN: Mmmmm.
O: Non-prescription. Like marijuana.
DN: Yeah, I've used marijuana before.....and crank once.

Later on in the interview
DN: Will this affect my nursing licence?
O: mmmm....I'm not sure.