Diaper Up

Last night at work I put a diaper on a little old lady with explosive diarrhea. Fun. Fun.

When she tried to stand up for the x-ray she grabbed her rear end, "Oh, oh it's coming out again!"
Me - "Ok. Well, I have this diaper-sort-of-thing(that is a diaper). Should we use that?"
Her-"Ok. I guess so."

After the x-ray she went to sit back down, "Oh NO! It's really coming out now! What should I do?!?"
A very pungent stink starts to fill the room.
Me-"Well....hmm....I don't really have anything to clean you up with here....hmm."
She rode back to the ER sitting in her stinky diaper.

I felt bad for her.

Monday Joke

Too tired today.
I was in Mamms again.
I think I have the meanie machine beaten. Finally. The lead tech. checked my work and said I did an "excellent job". Good....but I still feel bad using so much compression. :( Oh, well, it's kind of funny, not a single woman complained about the compression.
At my old job everyone complained about compression - before we compressed them. Then they would say "oh, that wasn't so bad".
Strange.

OK I have to get up super early tomorrow so here is a funny joke:

Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?

No, Really?

Yeah. It runs in your genes!