Dead Time

I hate my job.
Getting called in at 4am to do perfectly healthy pt.s
Now I can't sleep.

Yes, dear pt. it is quiet in the hospital at 4am.
In fact it's dead around here.
Oops, did I say dead?
In a hospital?
To you?
Sorry.
I only did it because, I know there's no way you could die, you're just fine.
Rash-on-my-head-for 2 weeks-attention-seeking-come-in-at-4-in-the-morning-lonely-old-man.