Mentally handicapped patient to Diabetty:
MH: Are you gonna do a ass wipe of my 'ed?
Diabetty: No, we're going to do an x-ray of your chest.
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- abd - abdomen
- AP - anterior/posterior i.e. front to back
- Cath - catheter
- CR - computed radiography, digital capture of rad images
- CT - computed tomography
- CXR - chest x-ray
- Dept - department
- Dr - doctor
- ETOH - drunk/alcohol
- LAT - lateral i.e. side
- Med-eo - person who works in health care, with direct pt contact
- PA - posterior/anterior i.e. back to front
- PACS - picture archiving and communication systems
- pigg-o-stat - device used to restrain infants
- port - portable xray done outside the dept.
- port mach - portable x-ray machine used to take x-ray outside dept.
- Pt or Pts - patient or patients
- rad - anything having to do with radiology
- Rad - radiologist, doctor that reads x-rays
- rad tech - radiologic technologist
- US - ultrasound
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1 comment:
WTF? pts rock.
my quote of the day (which I hear fairly often sadly) "I have implants, is that a problem?" Yeah it will be, take em out, NOW.
Also just so you know all your gardening stuff makes me jealous. It doesn't help that I'm reading Animal, Vegetable, Miracle, but I really want my CSA box to be delivered NOW not 3-4 weeks.
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