First PM

It's Midnight.
I just got back from working my first PM.

Except for the 600 lb. man, all the pts were walkie/talkies.

Very easy.

The hardest part was making small talk for 8 hours with the tech I'm shadowing.

The night:
One 600lb. vomiting man 2v. abd.
One girl banged her finger hand.
One low back pain man Lumbar spine.
One post seizure 2v. chest woman.
One explosive diarrhea 89 y/o woman 2v. abd.

Cough Cough

This is what happens when you say, "Sick? I never get sick."
Ha. Ha.
I am sick. I have a fever and a cough. When I swallow, my spit bumps down a rough, fiery throat. It hurts. This is the worst sore throat I have ever had. And I think I just lacerated my liver coughing. Maybe I have strep.
I feel terrible.

But I'm at work!

Everyone is mad at me, because I'm quiting and in 2 weeks they'll have to work my shifts.
I've never called in sick.
Who would work for me?