Oriann Tation

I had orientation today for my new job. From 8am to 4pm. Now I'm at work(old job) until 11pm.
Man, I'd forgotten about how boring and repetitive all that orientation junk is!
The exciting highlights of the day:

• To find the elevators look for a picture of red poppies.
• If you don't find said poppy picture you will be lost forever!
• If you want police and security to come running dial 666 for assistance.
• Sugarcane skewered shrimp with couscous for lunch (fancy pantsy!)
• Prescription vending machine by the ER .

I know I will get lost all the time for the first 6 months. New job(NJ) hospital is soooo big. Everything is brand new and every hallway looks exactly the same. It's scary and super shiny at the same time. At old job(OJ) I know everyone by their first name. There are over 1,000 employees at NJ! Yikes!

I'm scared, but........I can't wait to start!

Work Here

Hey!

Need a job?

Work with me!

We have openings for : RN-med/surg,

RN- med/surg,

RN-er,

LPN,

EMT,

a pharmacy manager

and ortho surgeon!

We really, really need a pharmacy manager ASAP. They're offering $63 an hour. (Is that a good wage for pharmacy managers? IDK) And you would only have to work every 4th week-end!

If you are an ortho surgeon- consider working here because:

Low crime rate (good place to raise your kids or retire)

Newly remodeled OR (move in date Jan.'09)

Admin. will buy any equipment you want

(or use the $600,000 of equipment the last guy

left behind after working for 5 months - he moved to

CA-not our fault)

Fresh Air

Wide open empty spaces

New Wal-mart

(where old people trip every Sun. and break their hips)

Local skiing (see above)

Many drunk drivers(broken arms/legs ect.)

Metal foundry (back pain/crushed limbs)

9 months of ice and snow(multi fx)

Come work with the best!