Thursday, May 22, 2008

Ass Wipe

Mentally handicapped patient to Diabetty:
MH: Are you gonna do a ass wipe of my 'ed?
Diabetty: No, we're going to do an x-ray of your chest.

1 comment:

  1. WTF? pts rock.

    my quote of the day (which I hear fairly often sadly) "I have implants, is that a problem?" Yeah it will be, take em out, NOW.

    Also just so you know all your gardening stuff makes me jealous. It doesn't help that I'm reading Animal, Vegetable, Miracle, but I really want my CSA box to be delivered NOW not 3-4 weeks.

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